What If God Smoked Cannabis (Joan Osborne) — аккорды на гитаре

Em C G D

Em If god had long C hair G and a D goatee

And if his Em eyes were pretty C glazed

G If he looked D spaced out

Would you Em buy his C story, G Would you believe D he had

Em an eye C G infection? D

C And yeah yeah god G looks D baked

C Yeah yeah G god smells D good

C Yeah D yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if Em god smoked C G cannabis? D

Hit the Em bong like C some of G us D

Drove a Em tie-dyed C G microbus D

G And he D subscribes to rolling stone

Em If god made this C G place, in the D beginning

Did Em he plant any C seeds?

G Or did he put D them there for Adam and Eve

So they’d be Em hungry C for the G D apple

Em That the C snake was G D always offering

C And yeah yeah god G rolls D great

C Yeah yeah G god smells D good

C Yeah D yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if Em god smoked C G cannabis? D

Do you Em suppose he C had a G buzz? D

When he Em made the C G platypus D

When he Em created C earth our G D home

G Does he like D pearl jam or the stones?

And do you Em think C he rolls G D his own

Up there Em in heaven C on the G D throne

And when Em the C saints go G D marching home

G maybe he sits D and smokes a bong.